Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food.

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president.

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.