You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

The FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand. How good can he be? his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he is getting the best return on his investments to me.

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.

The United States military is now using the music of Metallica and other heavy metal bands to break the will of Saddam Hussein supporters to get them to talk. Theyre blaring heavy metal music at them. That should make the artist feel pretty good, huh? Put your heart and soul into your last CD and the Army is using it to torture people.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.