President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get the new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the skills they're going to need are Spanish, Chinese, Korean, because that's where the jobs went. Who better than Bush as an example of what can happen when you take a job without any training.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?

Playboy magazine is now doing a 'Women of Enron' pictorial spread. ... Apparently the only thing these women have left to shred is their dignity.

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get O.J.!

Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.