You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
Jay LenoPresident Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
Jay LenoThat must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'
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