They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.

One thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.

Republicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd because the Democrats are saying the exact same thing about President Bush.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare.

A lot of Congressmen yesterday were upset when Kenneth Lay took the Fifth. Lay said it wasn't his fault. He had planned on testifying, but when Jeffrey Skilling testified, he took all the really good lies.