You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now.

The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too.

Happiness is a privilege.

Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in two languages.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.