President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster to fix the Gulf disaster?
Jay LenoScientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Jay LenoRepublicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd because the Democrats are saying the exact same thing about President Bush.
Jay LenoIf there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.
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