When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.

Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See for President Bush it's different - his magic number is 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win.

President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster to fix the Gulf disaster?

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.