When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare.

Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name.