Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by aliens not paying their fair share.
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Jay LenoFirst there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!
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