CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.

Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

And Ralph Nader, God bless him, still out there campaigning. Ralph Nader said today he has set a record for the most campaign speeches given in one day. He gave 21 speeches in one day. Of course, we have to take his word for it, because of course, there are no witnesses.

The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.