If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.

The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.

I believe engineers will save the world.

We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?