John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a 'charisma black hole.'

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

Happiness is a privilege.

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as Crack Classic.

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up!

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.