New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay LenoForm 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Jay LenoPresident Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.
Jay LenoThe United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
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