Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back. He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left.

As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for the Iraq War, and said Barack Obama did not have the experience to be president. I'm sorry, that's our intro for next week when Joe Biden is on, I got confused.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank.