This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

I looked up the word POLITICS in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words: poli, which means 'many,' and tics, which means 'bloodsuckers.'

Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically Incorrect several times. There's no reason to think competition has to be adversarial.

Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him, but to his former mistress and their love child.

Elections officials here in California are concerned that having 247 candidates would require a ballot so long it would be difficult to count. Today in Florida they said, 'What? You count the ballots?'

50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.