The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.
Jay LenoPresident Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.
Jay LenoI'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?
Jay LenoThings have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.
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