Obviously I've taken drugs.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

••If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

I don't have a bad relationship. I'm 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is... you open the shutters, you see the dogs outside, you look left, you look right, in, what, a second and a half? And that's a life.

Everybody understands a slap in the face. In Japan, Belgium, or America, a punch is a punch. Comedy will be different in Europe or America or Japan, so my movies are very international.

All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.