Obviously I've taken drugs.

I am the Fred Astaire of karate.

Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch.

Showing myself nude from behind doesn't pose any problems, but from the front that's another story. I don't want to lose all my fans!

••When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!

If a product is more expensive than another one and more sustainable in ecology, consumers will not buy it. We're in a very sharp competitive market.

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.