When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.

If two people who love each other let a single instant wedge itself between them, it grows-it becomes a month, a year, a century; it becomes to late.

To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.

You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody.

One of the privileges of the great is to witness catastrophes from a terrace.

Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.