Government defines the physical aspects of man by means of The Printed Form, so that for every man in the flesh there is an exactly corresponding man on paper.

The brave men die in war. It takes great luck or judgment not to be killed. Once‚ at least‚ the head has to bow and the knee has to bend to danger. The soldiers who march back under the triumphal arches are death's deserters.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her.

Everyone always dies for his country. If you have lived in it, well and wisely and actively, you die for it too.

Oh God, if you want women to never again raise their voices, then create an adult man!

Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.