Government defines the physical aspects of man by means of The Printed Form, so that for every man in the flesh there is an exactly corresponding man on paper.

Each day the worst of our faults, our deficiencies, our crimes, the truth of our lives, is stifled under a triple layer of forgetfulness, death and the ordinary course of justice.

During war we imprison the rights of man.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

To seek out in a world full of joy the one thing that is certain to give you pain, and hug it to your bosom with all your strength; that's the greatest human happiness.

Death holds no horrors. It is simply the ultimate horror of life.