That makes my nipples hard!

You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.

When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

If you ask people in the mainstream what they want, they'll say faster and smaller and cheaper. But with that you don't get innovation. If you align yourself with the ball-breaker, high-testosterone crowd, that leads to innovation.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.