Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.

One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope and anarchy.

When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.