Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

That makes my nipples hard!

Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

On the Intel platform, Microsoft is the defacto standard. It's the weather.

You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.

I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.