The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

If you ask people in the mainstream what they want, they'll say faster and smaller and cheaper. But with that you don't get innovation. If you align yourself with the ball-breaker, high-testosterone crowd, that leads to innovation.

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.