You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.

That makes my nipples hard!

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.