You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it.

Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

Less bitching...more learning.

This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.

Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.