You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner.

I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it

The cool thing about being a writer is: you get to make stuff up. When I started wring about Vampires, I realized, I can take everything i did like about that mythology and anything I didn't like, I didn't have to; because until a real Vampire stands up and says, 'you've got it wrong,' it's anyone's game.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)