First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

Kitty need's a tounge bath

That’s right, you nasty little vixen, bite me harder." Ian urged.

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?" - Cat to Bones

He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.