Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable
You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.
A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.