Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.

Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it

This isn't going to be easy," I grumbled as we headed toward the exit. Bones shrugged. "Nothing worthwhile ever is.