He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.

He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?

Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.

Lewis obediently stared at her, and Kira tried to make her voice sound confident. "You don’t feel anything. You’re not afraid." "I am," came Vlad’s immediate reply. "If you tell him wolves are the children of the night next, I might hurt myself laughing."

Paranormal fiction offers authors - and readers - the chance to answer the question, what if? All the different ways that question can be answered make for extremely entertaining reading.