Of course he wouldn't hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?