Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction." I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.

Miffed, I poked him in the chest. 'You think you know everything?' His hands caressed my back. 'Not everything, but some things. I knew without a doubt I'd fallen in love when we met. Then I knew I'd do anything to make you feel the same way.

So do you remember this place?" "Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had someone try to stake me who blushed so much.

Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

I was going to die, but I didn't have to grovel.

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.