A hysterical human? Who hadn't seen that before?

If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.