God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.

If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.

Friends might be rare but they’re not irreplaceable

Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.

Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation.

He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?" - Cat to Bones