In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.
Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.