My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.