[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.