I wait for death and journalists.
I think I will die laughing.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.