I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.