It takes time to really get to know someone. Take the time because in the early months of a relationship, both parties are in the "selling" phase.
Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship.
[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone.
The surest way to get what you need is to communicate.
Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.