But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism.

I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.

The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married.

I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.

Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.