I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.

You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

I love touring, I love doing the live show and it's just like a musical artist, you just keep coming up with material and as long as you're coming up with the material and as long as audiences like it, you just keep doing it, it's your job.

The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.

But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism.

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.