If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it.

I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.