The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that.

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it out. But at the same time, all the people that work for me have a "no asshole" rule, if you're a jerk you're fired, so it's a great team and a lot of skillful people at the top of the game, anybody from management to the agents to the publicists to the day-to-day website stuff and it's just a great team.

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.