I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy.

I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while.

You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that.