Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.

Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.

You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those 'difficult' letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

I'm a geek to the bone.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.