Could this be the Apocalypse ?

A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.

I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter

Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.

I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.