I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you to celebrate an unwanted engagement that might turn into a violent confrontation with a vengeful maniac. Clearly brown shoes were out, but beyond that nothing really seemed de rigueur.

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.