Stop the nurse like the monkey.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.

First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.