I was good at being charming, one of my very few vanities.

That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

You're driving me NORMAL!

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.

It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.

been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2