I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.
Jeff LindsayBut as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.
Jeff LindsayReally now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
Jeff Lindsay