It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.

Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.